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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning your billion-dollar server farm into a literal pile of scrap.
Professional breaker of expensive infrastructure and giant metal boxes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ripping out hardware so you do not have to.
squeeze.you▸ DECONSTRUCT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
strips entire server racks in ten seconds
You dismantle racks, strip out miles of copper cabling, and manage hazardous waste removal from server halls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact point where a cable tray will buckle under pressure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the facility layout to identify all cable paths.
Month 5
Automated units safely discharge all UPS and backup power systems.
Month 13
Robotic cutters identify and snip every cable in the facility.
Year 1.9
Gantry arms unscrew and stack every rack for transport.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The site is wiped clean by a swarm of autonomous scrap-bots.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
450 tons
Tons of e-waste
12,000 feet
Cables cut daily
3 per shift
Accidental fibre snaps
Your severance
A vintage rackmount screw and a heavy-duty bolt cutter.
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