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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Data Centre Technician jobs? · Latest report #gu4ix7jh
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour job is literally just plugging cables back into the wrong ports.
Expert of blinky lights and cold-aisle shivering.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cable management that never gets annoyed.
sluurp.you▸ RACKRUNNER X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reroutes your entire fabric in milliseconds
You spend days rack-mounting heavy servers and troubleshooting broken cross-connects in freezing cold server halls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically feel which hard drive is vibrating improperly before the sensors trigger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart PDUs will soon handle your manual power-cycling duties.
Month 8
Robotic cross-connect switches make your manual patching obsolete.
Month 17
Gantry arms lift and lock servers into racks automatically.
Year 2.1
Modular cable trays allow bots to reroute connections instantly.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The datacenter no longer permits human entry for safety.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4 per minute
cables plugged
too many
server reboots
100 percent
tickets ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to thermal paste.
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