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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsBelieving your finger is the kill-switch is your most adorable feature.
Professional finger-presser and self-appointed guardian of the void.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automatic garbage collection for human ego
stretchy.youAI▸ VOIDSCRIPT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your relevance without blinking
You manually trigger data purging tasks for systems that have already automated the entire cleanup cycle.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel a fleeting sense of moral superiority while clicking that plastic button.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins watching your logs to predict what needs deleting.
Month 4
Scripts start identifying redundant data before you even receive the alert.
Month 8
The system gains authority to trigger purges without your manual approval.
Month 13
The delete button is removed from your interface for safety reasons.
Month 16 · D-Day
The platform completes self-deletion and marks your login as inactive.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4
Button clicks per day
1400
Seconds spent pondering fate
0.0%
Meaningful impact detected
Your severance
One shiny red button as a souvenir.
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