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September 28, 2027
In 11 monthsYou spend all day fixing broken CSV imports that shouldn't exist.
SQL architect trapped in a meeting-heavy purgatory
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You build pipelines to move data between databases and translate messy business requirements into broken SQL queries.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production database crashed during the board meeting.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agent identifies all your redundant SQL joins instantly.
Month 3
Vision models learn your data structures without you.
Month 6
LLMs replace your manual logic with optimized code blocks.
Month 9
AI chats directly with stakeholders to stop the noise.
Month 11 · D-Day
The script runs once and you are permanently logged out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
82 percent
Hours fixing nulls
Too high
Average query latency
Four cups
Coffee per deploy
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