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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsCleaning CSVs is not a career, it is a glorified filter.
Junior SQL monkey, professional documentation ghostwriter.
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Automating your boredom into obsolescence.
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deletes your staging environment before you finish
You write SQL scripts to clean messy data and update stale documentation for compliance reporting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production database crashed during your first solo deployment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An LLM generates your routine SQL queries automatically.
Week 6
Background agents handle all pipeline monitoring and error alerts.
Month 3
AI crawlers keep internal wikis updated without human help.
Month 4
The AI merges its own code directly into main.
Month 6 · D-Day
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What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4 cups
Coffee consumption per bug fix
480 minutes
Minutes spent in Slack idle
99.9 percent
SQL queries written by AI
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