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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsManaging pipelines is just babysitting code that hates being alive.
Lead engineer (mostly fighting legacy tech debt daily)
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Self-healing data infrastructure for modern finance.
split.youAI▸ FLOWSTATE NEXUS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises SQL queries while you sleep
You build complex pipelines to move messy financial data from A to B. Then you debug why it broke.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit why the schema migration failed during the high-load holiday surge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI starts identifying inefficient queries before you even open PRs.
Month 4
Scripts now detect and fix schema drift without human intervention.
Month 9
Resource scaling handles cloud spikes better than your manual tweaks.
Month 14
AI generates all compliance reports with perfect, hallucination-free logic.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs itself, and your pager is retired forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.999%
Pipeline uptime percentage
near zero
Average latency in milliseconds
zero
Post-mortem meetings per week
Your severance
One free subscription to a cloud compute service.
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