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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou track data lineage until the machines just map it themselves.
Expert in tracking data origins and expensive corporate compliance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth in data without the human touch.
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automates compliance controls across all data sets
You verify data sources and document controls for financial warehouses. Your career is basically a spreadsheet with anxiety.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused VP why the data lineage broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
Smart agents begin tagging data sources without needing your manual input.
Month 7
System crawlers replace your manual tracking of data pathways and hops.
Month 15
Rules-based engines now verify and enforce controls automatically.
Month 20
The warehouse generates its own audit reports, rendering your documentation obsolete.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and the warehouse self-verifies at light speed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
Zero
Data lineage errors found
Indefinite
Time spent in meetings
Instant
Documentation speed
Your severance
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