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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsMoving spreadsheets between offices is not a personality trait.
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You align data across global systems and manage regulatory filings. Your career is essentially expensive paperwork maintenance.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who understands the legacy system's spaghetti database logic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents bridge the data gaps between your legacy systems.
Month 4
Compliance models generate and submit reports directly to regulators.
Month 8
Permissions are managed automatically based on user behavior logs.
Month 13
AI drafts and updates governance documents without human intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully self-governing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
14,000
Spreadsheets managed
4 per year
Audit panic attacks
89 percent
Regulator emails ignored
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a stress ball.
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