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Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2027
In 12 monthsYou track the lineage of data that nobody actually reads.
Senior VP (mostly meetings, emotionally trapped in Jira)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated compliance with zero human error.
oof.youAI▸ GOVERNANCESYNC V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates root cause analysis across global databases
You spend your days drafting design documents and managing data quality controls. Meetings dominate your entire schedule.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the data is broken to an angry board member.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software starts logging data lineage without any human oversight.
Month 3
An agent automatically resolves all tickets based on data trends.
Month 6
The AI writes its own architecture standards from raw logs.
Month 9
An avatar attends your meetings and agrees to everything.
Month 12 · D-Day
The board realizes your role was just a glorified email thread.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
35 hours
Average weekly meeting hours
zero
SQL queries written per month
all
Design docs ignored
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one firm handshake.
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