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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour dashboard reveals your own professional obsolescence in real time.
Senior Engineer (Fixes things the factory floor broke again)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated data flow for mindless manufacturing.
oof.you▸ HISTORIAN-SYNC V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys entire plant networks in one click
You deploy data historians to track factory metrics and build dashboards for customers to watch their output drop.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the manufacturing PLC connection dropped at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts begin configuring your historian nodes without human input.
Month 4
Generative agents build your dashboards faster than you can format them.
Month 8
An AI agent handles all incoming support tickets for factory staff.
Month 12
Network security protocols are now managed by a self-healing algorithm.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and your server access is revoked forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4.2 percent
Downtime caused by updates
98 percent
Dashboards never viewed
12
Tickets closed per shift
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a gift card.
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