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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsMoving rows from Excel to SQL is not a personality trait.
Professional spreadsheet janitor and row-mapping enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping chaos into order without the headache.
wheee!you▸ IMPORTPILOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
standardizes your legacy data streams automatically
You manually map messy spreadsheets into databases. You fix formatting errors and clear import logs all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a CSV file is lying about its own encoding format.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Adaptive models automatically detect column structures in your messy incoming files.
Month 3
Machine vision verifies data integrity against known company database schemas.
Month 6
AI scripts auto-correct format issues instead of flagging them for you.
Month 10
Vendor systems link directly to our core servers, bypassing file exports.
Month 14 · D-Day
The administrative account is deleted as the automation runs perfectly solo.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
42
Spreadsheets processed per hour
3,400
Hours spent fixing broken CSVs
12%
Probability of field mapping errors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Excel Home Edition.
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