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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Data Infrastructure Provisioner jobs? · Latest report #icuh3ju2
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour manual database access scripts are just bugs waiting to happen.
Gatekeeper of credentials, destroyer of dev team productivity
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated security governance for the lazy
bzzt.youAI▸ ACCESSFLOW V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
revokes all user permissions automatically
You manually map user permissions to data tables and configure internal testing environments for engineering teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the developer why they cannot access the production database.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent starts auto-approving simple data access requests.
Month 3
Custom scripts now provision users without you touching a button.
Month 6
The teams move to a UI where they request their own access.
Month 10
The system dynamically assigns permissions based on job role tags.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deleted as the system fully manages itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
too many
Manual tickets closed
12 percent
Human error rate
three days
Wait time for access
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic password manager
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