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October 18, 2027
In 12 monthsTurning sports clicks into sales slides until the algorithm learns SQL.
Professional SQL wrangler for ad tech slide decks.
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Slides built from raw data in milliseconds.
glub.youAI▸ INSIGHTGENIE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect sales slides while you sleep
You write SQL queries to pull data from Snowflake. You turn those numbers into pretty slides for sales teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to a client about why the data looks weird.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts scrub the sports data before you even touch it.
Month 3
An AI agent writes your Snowflake SQL before you type it.
Month 7
The system pulls query outputs directly into branded sales decks.
Month 10
The machine identifies trends and creates reports without any human.
Month 12 · D-Day
The Snowflake instance is locked and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
45
queries written daily
98%
slides ignored by sales
100%
snowflake costs saved
Your severance
Three months of free access to a broken dashboard.
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