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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou build pipelines to train models that will eventually fire you.
Senior wrangler of legacy data and broken SQL scripts.
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optimises your sql queries to zero
You write code to clean messy datasets and build pipelines. Your output feeds the hungry beast of machine learning.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit when a pipeline failed because the source data is garbage.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart models now guess your table structures without manual intervention.
Month 3
Agentic systems write your complex SQL queries based on plain requests.
Month 7
Robotic monitoring tools fix broken data flows before you even wake.
Month 13
Automated logic audits your data quality while you sleep soundly.
Month 19 · D-Day
The entire data stack now runs itself without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
20 Per Week
Hours Spent Fixing Broken DAGs
4.2
Average Query Latency In Seconds
482
Total Datasets Currently In Limbo
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