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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a human script that forgets to delete rows.
Master of VLOOKUP and professional slide deck pixel-pusher.
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Automated data crunching without the coffee breaks.
shred.you▸ EXCELDRONE V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite datasets in two seconds
You spend all day cleaning messy spreadsheets and copy-pasting numbers into slide decks for senior partners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still pretend to understand what the partner meant by that vague email.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
A basic script automates your daily file naming conventions.
Week 6
Standardized macros now handle 90% of your cell formatting tasks.
Week 11
API connectors pull client data directly into master dashboards.
Month 4
AI-driven decks now populate themselves from live data sources.
Month 6 · D-Day
The server logs you out for the final time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
84%
VLOOKUP success rate
3
Coffee runs per day
12,000
Cells formatted manually
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale donut.
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