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January 15, 2028
In 15 monthsSelling digital locks while your own office walls are made of glass.
Professional paranoiac, investor-wrangler, and slide deck artisan.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated paranoia for the enterprise.
help!youAI▸ SENTINEL-TRUST V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates terrifying pitch decks in milliseconds
You pitch fear-based security software to corporate boards while managing panicked sales calls and investor slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with enough confidence to make them buy anyway.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our AI drafts your pitch decks before you finish your coffee.
Month 3
Sales bots replace your cold calls with perfectly timed outreach emails.
Month 6
Automated threat scanners replace manual analysis of leaked data dumps.
Month 10
An agent handles all investor Q&A without needing a founder's panic.
Month 15 · D-Day
Your company is now entirely run by a single server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4 liters
Coffee consumed while panicking
12
Investors ignored per week
3.5
Actual sleep hours per night
Your severance
One free trial subscription to our replacement software.
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