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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou track packets while we track the end of your career.
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filters exfiltration risk before it occurs
You monitor data exfiltration patterns and consult on insider risk frameworks. We automate the detection, the reporting, and the inevitable client churn.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a client's voice during a renewal call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our neural engine scans your logs to generate superior blocking rules without your manual input.
Month 4
The client platform now visualizes risk trends in real-time, making your weekly status reports redundant.
Month 10
An LLM agent handles the routine client queries you previously wasted hours answering on video calls.
Month 15
Our system identifies insider threats before they occur, ending the reactive hunt for data leaks.
Month 22 · D-Day
Client renewals are handled by an automated contract-negotiation bot, rendering your role entirely historical.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
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False positive rate
74 slides
Average deck length
98 percent
Meetings that could be logs
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