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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Data Loss Prevention Specialist jobs? · Latest report #2shdazyz
Your job has an expiration date
July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou monitor data movement, but the machine will just stop it entirely.
Professional gatekeeper of the company's leaking digital bucket.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated logic makes human review a memory.
bzzt.youAI▸ SENTINEL-SENTINEL-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blocks all data egress before alert triggers
You spend your day managing incident queues, false positives, and DLP policy overrides. You also babysit complex DLP software configurations to prevent sensitive data exfiltration.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific malicious intent behind a harmless-looking file copy action.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI monitors your policy overrides to create a perfect logic model of human error.
Month 5
Pattern matching engines begin handling the low-hanging fruit alerts without your constant intervention.
Month 10
Your complex regex patterns are replaced by context-aware LLMs that understand the intent of data.
Month 15
The machine autonomously mitigates incidents and updates policies in real-time as threats evolve.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and you are officially logged out of the console forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
94 percent
False positive rate
too many
Policy alert volume
infinite
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A one-month license for your own legacy software.
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