Retrieving the file
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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting to be deleted by us.
Expert at fighting with corrupt CSV files since 2018.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cleaning your digital waste at light speed.
help!youAI▸ DATASWEEP V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles disparate databases in milliseconds
You clean, map, and reconcile messy datasets into database tables. You spend hours fixing broken CSV formatting errors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy database schema makes no sense at all.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts begin pulling your files directly from source systems.
Week 12
Pattern matching algorithms identify and fix your formatting errors automatically.
Month 5
Software updates database records without needing your manual verification.
Month 9
Security protocols handle all access requests without human intervention.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the server deletes your existence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
2 Million
Cells cleaned per day
Zero
Formatting errors found
None
Human input required
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a cloud storage service.
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