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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 27, 2027
In 11 monthsEnjoy your spreadsheets before the machine cleans your desk for you.
Professional spreadsheet janitor and meeting attendee.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data hygiene without the human feedback loop.
splat.you▸ EXCELDRAINER-V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates vlookup chains across thousands of files
You spend your life scrubbing messy customer data and talking about it in endless status meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at guessing which column actually contains the real data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripted parsers ingest your messy files with zero errors.
Month 3
An agent generates and runs your weekly SQL reports.
Month 6
The AI generates the slide deck directly from the database.
Month 9
Software automatically fixes formatting issues without your intervention.
Month 11 · D-Day
You are thanked for your service and your access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99%
Pivot table fatigue
12 hours/week
Meetings about data
4.2%
Manual cleanup errors
Your severance
One free trial of Excel for home use.
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