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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day babysitting broken pipelines that shouldn't exist anyway.
Professional firefighter for database schemas and failing cron jobs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing pipelines for the fragile enterprise
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reindexes your entire warehouse while you sleep
You monitor automated data flow and fix database sync errors. You translate raw logs into readable business dashboards.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the production database locks up on Tuesdays.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents identify pipeline breakages before you even open Slack.
Month 4
Large language models generate and execute all ad-hoc business requests.
Month 8
Automated services handle data mapping without human intervention or errors.
Month 13
Centralized AI agents grant and audit access rights automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your credentials are revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4 per week
Pipeline outages handled
120
SQL queries written daily
3 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our log-monitoring API.
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