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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou build complex data mazes that robots escape in seconds.
Professional architect of tables that eventually break.
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You design data pipelines and manage Snowflake clusters. You build reports that no one reads anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused stakeholder why the dashboard values suddenly stopped matching reality.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents detect schema changes and update pipes without you.
Month 4
Algorithms rewrite your SQL to slash Snowflake bills by half.
Month 8
Generative models produce business reports directly from raw data.
Month 13
Security bots handle all permissions based on user behavior logs.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your access card is revoked.
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