Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Data Poisoning Specialist jobs? · Latest report #kd5v6mvb
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour digital graffiti is just training data for our final form.
Professional vandal of math, full-time digital chaos agent.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sanitizing reality, one byte at a time.
oof.youAI▸ SENTINEL-AI FILTER 9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your poison into valid training sets
You inject malicious perturbations into datasets to sabotage model training. You monetize these subversions through targeted infrastructure exploits.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the chaotic creativity to make data look wrong in ways math misses.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Validation algorithms detect and isolate your poisoned data patterns.
Week 11
Neural nets learn to anticipate and ignore your specific perturbations.
Month 4
Biometric hardware replaces human oversight at all server entrances.
Month 5
Every packet is verified against immutable logs before ingestion.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as models train on pure, clean noise.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,200 TB
Datasets tainted
0.04%
Heist success rate
8 hours
Manual effort per gig
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the models you tried breaking.
Discussion
