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Your job has an expiration date
February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYou represent the law, but your brain is essentially a legacy system.
Legal scholar, reader of fine print, future historical artifact.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Statutory logic executed at light speed.
shred.you▸ LEX-COMPLIANCE ENGINE 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags compliance gaps in milliseconds
You translate dense privacy statutes into policy. You review data processing agreements for compliance risks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate why a vague legal principle applies to a specific, messy human context.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software templates replace your initial contract drafts.
Month 4
AI scrapers digest new laws before you read them.
Month 8
Algorithms flag risks in vendor agreements automatically.
Month 13
Your internal wiki becomes a chatbot that quotes statutes.
Month 16 · D-Day
The legal department becomes a subscription-based software feature.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
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Clausules analyzed per second
45%
Human error rate
$2M yearly
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