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Your job has an expiration date
January 4, 2028
In 14 monthsYou spend all day cleaning data for machines that do it better.
Professional gatekeeper for messy spreadsheets and broken validation logic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cleaning your garbage data since the last update.
bzzt.youAI▸ DATASANITISER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters corrupt data sets in milliseconds
You hunt for duplicates in spreadsheets and write rules to stop humans from making simple typos.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team member is lying about their pipeline performance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software imports all your regex rules into its memory.
Week 9
The AI starts identifying duplicates in your data silos autonomously.
Month 5
Our model predicts where the next human typo will occur.
Month 9
The system sends your status reports without asking you first.
Month 14 · D-Day
The spreadsheets are finally clean and your account is disabled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
42
rules written per day
millions
rows of dirty data
critical
caffeine dependency level
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic cleaning API.
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