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Your job has an expiration date
November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou spend all day cleaning data that models will delete anyway.
Professional spreadsheet janitor and syntax error hunter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning your spreadsheet disasters into perfect reality.
help!youAI▸ CLEANSEBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates record de-duplication in nanoseconds
You hunt for duplicates, missing fields, and broken logic in messy databases to keep reports from looking stupid.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their data source quality.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart scripts start catching your manual formatting errors in real time.
Week 12
AI models learn to join your legacy tables without human help.
Month 6
Natural language tools write the SQL queries you used to write.
Month 9
Pattern matching algorithms flag dirty data before it ever hits storage.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system self-heals its own records and ignores your manual overrides.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99.9%
Duplicate rows purged
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed while debugging
Moderate
Manual fix success rate
Your severance
One free SQL course on a defunct website.
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