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November 6, 2027
In 13 monthsTurning raw rows into colored boxes is a hobby, not career.
Senior dashboard architect of imaginary revenue growth metrics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Charts itself before you even arrive
help!youAI▸ DASHBOARD-EX 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite variations of the same chart
You pull SQL data to fill Excel sheets and build dashboards for executives to ignore.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an executive asks for a metric that actually doesn't exist.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin mapping your data sources to live visual feeds.
Month 4
Visualisation tools stop needing manual template adjustments.
Month 7
AI-generated summaries replace your verbal report explanations.
Month 10
Systems automatically export and flag discrepancies without human oversight.
Month 13 · D-Day
The dashboard portal assumes full control of its own metrics.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
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Emails per day
12
Pivot tables broken
3 seconds
Executive attention span
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a spreadsheet software package.
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