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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTraining models to tell you the obvious in expensive ways.
Senior SQL writer, professional hypothesis refuter.
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automates feature engineering while you sleep
You spend your days cleaning messy data and writing SQL queries that nobody reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model results don't make any sense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents identify missing values and standardize your messy inputs.
Month 5
Large language models write your SQL faster and without syntax errors.
Month 10
Dedicated compute clusters brute-force your model settings in minutes.
Month 15
Live reports update themselves without your manual data exports.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
12 per week
Hours fixing broken pipelines
0.3
Models in production
400 percent
Meetings about data governance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud compute credits.
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