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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsEnjoy being the only person who actually manually labels the training data.
Junior Model-Trainer (mostly Pandas, secretly Googling everything).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated insight extraction for the busy executive.
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trains your replacement on your own code
You write scripts to clean messy datasets and build basic models that senior staff will eventually rewrite entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model fails to the furious stakeholders in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your IDE suggests the entire script before you type it.
Week 6
Smart agents detect and fix column errors without your input.
Month 3
Dashboards now build themselves from your raw database tables.
Month 4
Software tests one thousand algorithms while you sleep soundly.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked in favor of total automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
95 Percent
Hours Spent On Cleaning CSVs
Zero
Models Ever Deployed To Production
Twelve
Unpaid Coffee Runs Per Week
Your severance
One high-end ergonomic chair and a digital hug.
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