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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou monitor AI to stop it from breaking, while being replaced by it.
Professional curator of AI accountability, mostly via spreadsheets.
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Self-auditing code that never needs a meeting
oof.youAI▸ AUDITBOT COMPLIANCE SUITE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates its own compliance audit
You build inventories and frameworks for AI governance. You report on model usage and risk for insurance compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific corporate panic when a model hallucinates in a claims report.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart scripts map every internal model without you asking.
Month 4
Background agents monitor model outputs for policy drift constantly.
Month 8
Compliance reports are generated and signed by system logs.
Month 13
AI systems adjust their own parameters to meet your policies.
Month 19 · D-Day
You receive a 'Thank You' email generated by the model.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4,200
Responsible AI Checklists Completed
89%
Meetings Justifying AI Usage
3 minutes
Time Spent Actually Coding
Your severance
A PDF copy of the guidelines you just wrote.
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