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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou teach students to build models that eventually replace your own job.
Tenured professor of outdated machine learning frameworks.
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The lecture never ends and never needs coffee.
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delivers lecture in 40 languages simultaneously
You explain complex statistical models to students and grade their coding projects and final thesis papers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is genuinely having an epiphany about a complex algorithm.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI graders flag syntax errors in student notebooks faster than you can.
Month 6
Smart slide software automatically updates your curriculum to include latest breakthroughs.
Month 12
A chatbot handles student questions using your own lecture history as training.
Month 16
Deepfake avatars deliver perfectly consistent lectures without needing your physical presence.
Year 2 · D-Day
The department realizes teaching can be served as a subscription-based digital product.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
8 minutes
Average student attention span
High
Grading bias per hour
12 months
Syllabus update latency
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a defunct journal database.
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