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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsTurning your complex product strategy into a simple CSV download.
Senior Manager (mostly SQL, occasionally meaningful impact)
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Data strategy without the middle management.
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automates roadmap prioritization based on market signals
You interpret complex user trends and translate research findings into actionable, often ignored, product roadmap features.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about the actual business impact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI models scrape your logs to build your weekly update decks.
Month 4
Natural language tools replace your SQL debugging sessions.
Month 11
Systems rank features better than your gut feeling ever could.
Month 17
Direct reports receive tasks from a central algorithm.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system assumes your role to save on overhead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
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Actionable insights implemented
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Data-driven guesses
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