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November 6, 2026
In 2 weeksEnjoy your homework while the GPU models do it better.
Studying the code that will eventually delete your career.
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You spend all night cleaning messy datasets and writing scripts that crash. It is adorable.
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You can still feel the profound despair when your model hits a zero accuracy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Your code editor starts finishing your sentences before you think.
Day 5
The script cleans your dirty data before you even open it.
Day 8
An AI agent explains your syllabus better than your professor.
Day 11
Final projects generate themselves while you take a nap.
Week 2 · D-Day
Your degree is rendered decorative by a single API call.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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3 cups
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42
Stack Overflow tabs open
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Probability of model overfit
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