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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour models are just expensive ways to predict yesterday's lunch menu.
Junior analyst (mostly SQL, allergic to actual business logic).
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You spend all day cleaning messy datasets and building predictive models. Then you present slides to people who ignore them.
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You can tell when the data is trash just by feeling a weird vibe.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart scripts now ingest and fix your dirty CSV files automatically.
Month 4
Neural nets now iterate on hyperparameters faster than any human could.
Month 8
Automated reporting tools generate your slides without you touching a key.
Month 13
Our software identifies trends before you even open your terminal.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the cloud server is revoked for good.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
80 percent
Time spent cleaning data
12 percent
Models actually deployed
99 percent
Slides ignored by stakeholders
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