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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou design data castles that crumble the moment business logic changes.
Senior architect (mostly YAML, emotionally legacy-SQL)
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autogenerates normalized schemas overnight
You build complex database schemas and ETL pipelines. You choose the wrong cloud tools for every stakeholder.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy SQL query locks the entire production table.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI models generate your database schemas from raw input logs.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your manual ETL scripts with self-healing data streams.
Month 9
The machine determines the optimal tech stack without your meetings.
Month 14
Smart clusters spin up and down without human admin input.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access keys are revoked as the system completes self-optimisation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
85 percent
Time spent in meeting
4,200 annually
Useless diagrams drawn
Weekly incident
Pipeline outages caused
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