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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend all day translating medical gibberish into slightly different medical gibberish.
Professional translator between human logic and FDA bureaucracy.
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Mapping medical data at infinite speed.
bzzt.youAI▸ FORMATGENIUS V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-maps variables to cdash standards
You map complex clinical trial data to rigid FDA submission formats. You scrub inconsistencies and fix formatting errors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still argue convincingly that this obscure data field is technically patient-relevant.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI learns to spot your mapping patterns in trial data.
Month 4
Routine data cleaning is handled by the software automatically.
Month 8
FDA audit queries are answered by the neural network directly.
Month 12
You stop checking the work and start just pressing approve.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system validates its own output and removes your access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4,000/sec
Data inconsistencies found
100%
FDA compliance adherence
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of color-coded spreadsheets.
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