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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour p-values are just expensive ways to pretend you are right.
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Week 2
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Month 4
Algorithms test ten thousand models while you struggle with one variable.
Month 8
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Month 14
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Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your laptop is recycled for scrap.
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