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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning raw spreadsheets into corporate fairy tales is finally becoming obsolete.
Professional PowerPoint dramatist and spreadsheet mythologizer.
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Automated insights, zero human fluff.
bzzt.youAI▸ NARRATOR-X 4.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates coherent lies from noisy CSV files
You translate complex datasets into narrative slides and dashboards for executives. Your job ends when AI automates insight generation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie with a chart while maintaining total eye contact with the CEO.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripted pipelines replace your manual Excel scrubbing.
Month 4
Vision models identify trends faster than your brain can.
Month 8
Natural language generation drafts the executive summary.
Month 12
Templates populate themselves with real-time data visualisations.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are replaced by a direct data-to-CEO dashboard link.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
45
Slides created per week
12 hours
Time spent finding meaning
3 minutes
Executive attention span
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium presentation template site.
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