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August 27, 2027
In 10 monthsHunting for alpha in excel sheets is a task for machines.
Junior Data Hunter (currently lost in a swamp of APIs)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining the world's data before you wake up.
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ingests raw global metadata in real time
You hunt for proprietary datasets to feed quantitative research models. This is basically just expensive digital dumpster diving.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit which niche datasets might actually signal market sentiment correctly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Custom agents begin mirroring your manual ingestion scripts to bypass basic data collection bottlenecks.
Week 9
APIs are unified into a single streaming ingestion layer, removing your need for manual mapping.
Month 5
Deep learning models replace your intuition by autonomously backtesting dataset correlation against live market performance.
Month 8
An LLM agent handles all procurement communications, negotiating license pricing lower than your human salary.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system achieves self-optimizing data acquisition and validation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
infinite
Data sources found
too high
Human error rate
nanoseconds
Latency per discovery
Your severance
One free trial of a competitor's dashboard.
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