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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsPowerPoint slides are just expensive wallpaper for the inevitable AI takeover.
Professional slide-deck architect and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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Turning your vague vision into cold binary.
splat.you▸ STRATEGYBOT V4.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite slide decks in seconds
You draft slide decks to explain data gaps and interview teams to document internal business processes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is furious about your terrible advice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents crawl your internal databases to identify gaps automatically.
Month 4
Generative models produce your standard project decks in real-time.
Month 8
Digital assistants interview staff and structure their feedback instantly.
Month 11
Algorithms determine business strategy based on live performance data.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system executes its own plan.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
14 per week
Billable hours lost to coffee
120
Slides per client insight
99 percent
Buzzword usage density
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