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Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsTurning your complex datasets into flat, obsolete JPEGs by Tuesday.
Visualizing spreadsheets into pretty shapes for impatient readers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated storytelling for the dwindling attention span.
split.youAI▸ GRAPHGENIE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates interactive infographics before the press deadline
You interpret raw datasets to create charts, maps, and graphics. Your work involves constant back-and-forth with demanding news editors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a data source is lying before the script breaks.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Standardized chart templates replace your custom hand-coded design work.
Week 6
Automated scrapers pull and clean data directly from government sites.
Month 3
Editors prompt the machine directly instead of requesting your revisions.
Month 6
Generative models produce fully interactive stories without human oversight.
Month 8 · D-Day
The final graphic is published without any human input whatsoever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
14 hours/week
Time spent arguing about axis labels
2.4 seconds
Average chart load time on mobile
92 percent
Data sources ignored by editors
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