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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou are just a glorified consultant for robots that don't need help.
Professional breaker of multi-million dollar hardware.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning massive infrastructure into scrap instantly.
help!youAI▸ DECONSTRUCT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
strips entire floors in one shift
You oversee the gutting of server racks, cable extraction, and hazardous waste disposal. Our machines do this faster without needing a permit or a safety vest.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the visceral knowledge of which legacy cables are actually still live.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
LiDAR scanners map the entire facility to identify every cable run and server rack.
Month 8
Software-controlled smart switches sever all electrical feeds across the facility simultaneously.
Month 16
Robotic arms deploy to tear out server racks and infrastructure with surgical precision.
Year 2.2
Computer vision algorithms sort metal, plastic, and hazardous waste into individual shipping containers.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The facility is reduced to raw material blocks while you receive your termination notice.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99.9% pure
Average copper yield
zero
Safety incidents
50 tonnes
Tons per hour
Your severance
A decommissioned ethernet cable and a firm handshake.
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