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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou build apps to match strangers, but nobody will match with you.
Serial founder of products that people delete in minutes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating human attraction through cold, hard logic.
brr.you▸ MATCHOPTIMISER V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters out everyone you find annoying
You chase metrics like swipe-rates and churn while desperate users pay for premium features.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors about your user retention numbers with genuine conviction.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI buys your ad space cheaper than you ever could.
Month 3
Verification systems eliminate your need for manual moderation teams.
Month 6
Algorithms adjust subscription fees based on user desperation.
Month 9
Code agents rewrite your entire backend in three seconds.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs your app better without your constant meddling.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
99 percent
Matches ignored daily
100 percent
Founder burnout rate
4000 daily
Algorithm bias complaints
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failing platform.
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