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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Dating Matchmaker jobs? · Latest report #4mb23hmg
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just a slow, expensive algorithm that needs lunch breaks.
Professional dream-crusher with a knack for awkward introductions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect chemistry without the awkward small talk.
blub.you▸ CUPID-AI V4.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises lifetime relationship outcomes via neural feedback
You manually curate romantic connections based on compatibility, intuition, and endless back-and-forth client feedback.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the desperate micro-expressions that signify a truly doomed first date.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM data is migrated to a predictive behavioral matching model.
Month 4
Smart agents handle all post-date rejection scripts and client check-ins.
Month 8
The AI scans conversation patterns to predict relationship longevity with high accuracy.
Month 12
You are restricted to handling only the most complex emotional edge cases.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and notifies you via an automated email.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
88%
Human emotional bias rate
12%
Average date success rate
Maximum
Redundancy potential
Your severance
A one-month subscription to the service that replaced you.
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