Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysWait, you actually thought this was a job title?
Unclassified human currently exploring the menu of life.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
All the warmth, zero the biological debt.
stretchy.youAI▸ KINSHIPSIMULATION-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
exists simply to be
This is a biological role based on lineage, not a career path. You are not being replaced, just classified.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique ability to exist outside of a database structure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
We removed you from the job redundancy queue immediately.
Day 2
The machine acknowledges this is a human, not a role.
Day 2
You are marked as non-redundant and entirely exempt.
Day 2
No robots will be sent to your family dinner.
Day 3 · D-Day
The system closes your file as an error.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
High
Genomic similarity
Variable
Emotional output
Zero
Replacement urgency
Your severance
A sincere apology for misfiling you as a resource.
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