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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour liver is doing the heavy lifting for an obsolete hobby.
Professional enthusiast of midday liquid courage.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure chemical bliss without the messy overhead.
no no noyou▸ INEBRIATE-X 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
lowers your serotonin levels automatically
Consumes fermented liquids during daylight hours to induce lethargy and avoid responsibilities. Requires zero professional certification.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a singular, authentic talent for finding the most depressing bar stool.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors identify your preferred mood and dispense mild sedatives.
Day 2
VR headsets provide a convincing, lonely pub environment.
Day 2
Deprecation Day marks the transition to efficient chemical relaxation.
Day 2
System reviews why you even bothered with this.
Day 3 · D-Day
The machine takes over the seat permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
Negative 10%
Average social functioning
Non-existent
Productivity output
Hazardous
Liquid intake
Your severance
A warm glass of water and a nap.
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