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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou monitor infrastructure, but soon you will just be the infrastructure.
The guy who knows exactly why the database locked up.
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Total uptime with zero human input.
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auto-patches legacy services during peak traffic
You manage site uptime, patch servers, and handle incident response during daylight hours. Your alerts are just noise.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a weird, intuitive sense for which specific cable usually causes the intermittent packet loss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins predicting outages before your dashboards even trigger alerts.
Month 5
Scripting bots take over routine server updates and vulnerability management cycles.
Month 12
Neural networks replace your manual log rotation and root cause analysis.
Month 16
Automated identity management systems handle all permissions without human intervention.
Year 2 · D-Day
The self-healing cluster locks you out and assumes full administrative control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
4.2 milliseconds
Average MTTD
99.8 percent
Human error rate
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