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October 19, 2042
In 16 yearsYou are just an expensive, carbon-based buffer for sticky, emotional chaos.
Professional cat-herder of small, sticky, screaming humans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Safe, sterile, and never needs a coffee break.
split.you▸ NURTUREBOT PRO-SERIES▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
administers snacks with surgical, emotionless precision
You track naps, clean up spills, and manage temper tantrums. You provide supervised play for small, unpredictable humans.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can distinguish a happy shriek from a distress cry.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 13
Sensors automatically digitize every snack intake and nap duration log.
Year 3.3
Autonomous floor cleaners replace your daily mop and bleach routine.
Year 7
Vision models alert the system to potential meltdowns before they start.
Year 11
Robotic arms provide portion-controlled, allergen-free food on strict schedules.
Year 16 · D-Day
The NurtureBot takes over all supervision in a sterile, padded environment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
42
Spills cleaned daily
64%
Nap time efficiency
12%
Toddler negotiation rate
Your severance
A box of glitter and one year of free therapy.
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