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May 19, 2033
In 6 years, 7 monthsToddlers are chaotic, but the corporate board is far more predictable.
Professional cat-herder for the world's smallest, loudest humans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Safe, sterile, and never needs a coffee break.
help!you▸ NURTURENODE V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calms crying children with synthetic lullabies
You manage snack times, potty training, naps, and playground safety. Your patience is currently the only operating system.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a fever by touch before the sensors even record a temperature change.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors track every milestone so you stop writing paper notes.
Month 16
Vision-guided toys automatically redirect children before fights actually start.
Year 3.3
Autonomous scrubbers clean surfaces continuously during your lunch breaks.
Year 5
Modular play environments reduce the need for constant roaming supervision.
Year 7 · D-Day
The facility runs on full automation while you pursue new hobbies.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
Too many
Diapers changed daily
Hourly
Average tantrum frequency
Four cups
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
One free box of crayons and a gold star.
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