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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour career path is essentially an extended happy hour without the sales.
Professional practitioner of liquid lunch aesthetics.
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Simulation of leisure without the liver damage.
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Consuming fermented beverages during business hours while avoiding any productive labor or meaningful social contribution.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a truly unique talent for making everyone else uncomfortable before noon.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors identify your preferred budget brands and trigger localized pricing increases.
Day 2
Facial recognition systems flag your status to local establishments automatically.
Day 2
The simulation takes over by rendering a virtual drink on your phone.
Day 2
The logic of intoxication is replaced by efficient hydration reminders.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are now fully deprecated and free to pursue actual hobbies.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Excessive
Average ABV tolerance
Negative
Productivity output
High
Social awkwardness index
Your severance
A warm glass of water and a bus ticket.
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